Hello There!

meran-fitzfaber:

tsunderrated:

saint-14-inches:

gservitor:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

honestly my favorite 4chan post

Same energy.

One irresistible man

(via teeth-rot)

fucking-clown:

In 2014 a man got excited over beating a difficult game and proclaimed himself the king of it. Now, 7 years later he is being held at gunpoint by his adoring fans and forced to play every new instalment of the series

quack-city:

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

fluffy-papaya:

gods. it’s just been this thought i’ve had ever since i learned the bedrock was being moved down.

the bedrock is there, functionally, to protect you. the void is the only death you can’t cheat in some way, and the bedrock protects you from getting too close to the nothing. it protects you from the other side.

but now, the bedrock has been moved down, and it’s about to reveal the warden, and the deep dark cities

and i can’t help but to think — if the warden has been revealed by the bedrock,

what did the bedrock decide was more dangerous than that?

0v9:

I’m at your girl’s house eating all the rye chips out of her chex mix

jewfrogs:

masc king forced to get out of bed and into shower. cruelty of this world unbearable

sawbf:

sawbf:

sawbf:

Werwolf monday

Werewolf tuesday

Youre never going to fucking guess what day it is

(via idlecanine)

targuzzler:

sarcasticguitarguy:

targuzzler:

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

(via teeth-rot)

milfmaxrebo:

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

01010111a:

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

(via saintdrac)

uiruu:

cicadianrhythm:

uiruu:

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

(via coconutcremebi)